The 15,000 Foot View
by John Bartholomew
Skydiving was their life, but he wanted out.
At 15,000 feet, he shouted "I'm miserable, I want a divorce!"
"Fine by me!" came the reply.
He pulled his rip cord, but nothing happened.
"Damn, who packed this thing!" he yelled desperately,
trying the rip cord repeatedly.
"Me" she said quietly, as she reached for hers.
Last modified: Tue May 5 09:07:12 1998