The Review

by spew madrock

Many frigid DeLorean dealers packed the City Auditorium yesterday to see the Botswana Wife-Swappers in concert. Fans fondled their earlobes for hours while waiting to sell their vital organs for tickets. Despite authentic Haitian car-stripping and the occasional melt-down of pre-Columbian drug dealers, the promoters of the event called it a victory for good taste.
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Darrin Mossor
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